The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - Wm. Blake

Friday, September 08, 2006

At Long Last

No more missed meetings for me. No more rolling into the office at 9:20. Why not, you ask?

They finally fixed that half-assed atomic clock.

The current standard clock will neither gain nor lose a second in 70 million years. The new clock pushes that figure out to 400 million years.


No word on whether it comes with a programmable snooze function.


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