Excuse me, can you tell me where the big apple is?

Man: Passengers, do not keep quiet if you see George W. Bush or Dick Cheney. If you see George W. Bush or Dick Cheney attempt to get them impeached. This has been a MTA announcement.

--6 train

As norbizness says, there may not be time left for anything else, once you've discovered Overheard in New York. And yes, NYC really is like that. Greatest city in the world.